Pre-Draft Odds to Win it All: Mamba Invitational Edition
- Big Unc
- Oct 18, 2024
- 2 min read
Tonight, we gather at the prestigious Mamba Invitational world HQ—Buffalo Wild Wings on Merle Hay. Let’s break down the odds before a single name is called.
The Favorites
Trent (+275)
The former champ's back in DSM to draft in person. He’s early on the waiver wire, but will his obsession with Wolves players sink him?

Powers (+275)
With the #1 pick, Powers is looking to impress his future MVP-in-training child. Could his betting savant skills finally deliver?
Kees (+375)
The former 3-peat king drafts last. Always wheeling, dealing, and scheming—expect some trade magic.
Nasty Nate (+500)
Returning champ, Nate trusts no one and trades with even fewer. His draft skills are top-tier, and everyone knows it.
Baley (+750)
An OG with deep basketball knowledge. His loyalty to the injury-prone Nets could be his undoing (Simmons watch is on).
Dark Horses
Lucas (+1000)
On a heater after last season’s final-four finish, but will he ever show up to a league outing?
Lil Unc (+1200)
Soon stationed in California, Lil Unc will capitalize on those midnight FA pickups while the rest of us snooze.
Obie (+2000)
Rocking a suit to the draft last year didn’t help, but he’s a trendy bounce-back pick this season.
Deandre (+2000)
With an early-riser waiver advantage, Deandre’s no longer a rookie. Expect some sneaky moves.
Jared (+2250)
Drafting based on his wife’s taste in Celtic power forwards... it’s chaotic, but somehow, it works. Could be the league's wildcard.
Long Shots
Pohlad (+2500)
With a new fiancée and a love of Crown Apple, his priorities might be elsewhere—but somehow, he always sneaks into the playoffs.
Slate (+2500)
The quiet one. He’s a bit of a mystery, but with rumors swirling about shady deals with Kees, eyes are on him.
Asad & Mark (+5000)
Rejoining the league. Can they avoid the disastrous legacy of their predecessor? Odds are… not great.
Unc (+5000)
Oldest in the league. His strategy of drafting injured players finally caught up to him, and last year's runner-up finish? Total fluke.
Not fake news. ESPN sign this man!